Sunday, October 11, 2009

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comes first stopped eating ...

And yet one reason the holy hypocritical "mother church" turn off its back: The English bishops who preached until recently such a hue and cry against the "idolatry" of the bankers demand, now suddenly, we may yet these wonderful Geldvermehrern not impose unreasonable rules. Background: The proposed EU rules for hedge funds threaten the business of the church. The priests even write the word literally
"In order to maximize our profits, we need the freedom to choose the best investment managers and funds."
My God, is the hypocrisy of the Pharisees kotzübel me ... For all Brimmbrammborium

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And for what?

to Obama and the Nobel Peace Prize only two comments:
  1. "... for his outstanding efforts ..." Imagine the text once in a letter of reference before.
  2. "... his vision and work for a world without nuclear weapons." Has he ever worked? Nope. That leaves only the vision. And when I refer to former Chancellor Helmut Schmidt: "Who visions should go to the doctor ."
So, what Obama gets the Nobel Prize? Or does get infected, the Committee of the American messianic delusion?

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strives While as a mortal, with his few bucks on the Ends meet, to build our bankers are still out of the government's rescue fund to be refinanced.

The story of the prodigal son we already know from the Bible, but lost subsidiaries are something new: HSH Nordbank "finds" in the internal audit suddenly a daughter company in the Channel Islands, will have of its existence knew no one was . The chalk would rather be in any ex-managers, and hopes that no one on the other scandals (Nonnenmacher bonus, strippers sex in New York, etc.) recalls. And the few hundred thousand euros in bribes consultant fees fall in the billions Mies no longer great.

In LinksVomTeichistan is emerging, however, that the rescue fund will be a huge loss to the Treasury (and the tax-paying citizens). 34 U.S. banks have failed to pay the end of September, having become payable rate. A total of 134 billion dollar loan volume are therefore currently in limbo. Plus 80 billion, which were sunk in Detroit and the "black hole" with AIG about 70 billion to $ 280 billion in total power, which are probably gone. So every American pays about $ 935 for the incompetence and greed of the banksters.

But this is only the part that the Americans have to lie down immediately. Which in some years is added when the pension fund no longer balance technically "beautiful calculate" can be, not even to estimate. At the moment, are already missing $ 1.2 trillion in pension fund. The situation is so drastic that pensions by now invest in "Gift Certificates" - precisely those junk bonds, they have only brought to the brink of the abyss - just to achieve higher returns. The U.S. pension system is therefore just as screwed up as ours.

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from the IT

2.5 years someone has made the effort, all memory errors on the zigzehntausenden evaluate Google's servers. The results are - like the hard drive of evaluation - crass. An ECC memory module (ie with error correction) has an average error per year 3751.

This is several orders of magnitude more than any manufacturer. But we first look at the bright side: The temperature plays - like the hard drives - no role in the failures. All the additional cooler for RAM, you can check off so confidently. The errors are not the type of DIMM or the manufacturer dependent.

And that's the bad news: Because the study showed that the error rate depends on the motherboard!
"the study found that error rates were motherboard, DIMM not type or vendor, dependent. This means that some popular mobos have poor hygiene EMI. Route . A memory trace too close to noisy component or shirk on grounding layers and instant error problems "
have sloppy about the MoBo manufacturer

Next topic: A company" Danger ", that danger to name, is already a comic idea. particularly if the customer data at risk there. Was not otherwise be expected when making out small soft and Tele Goofy together, but to send just like the contact and calendar data, photos and other personal information of customers to nirvana, but is is a bit rich. One hope for the return of important data, it also does not make up is still unclear how many users are affected. What is clear is that the Affected players are pissed. So much about "Cloud Computing".

first Update (11/10/2009): If this comment does at Engadget, there was one in which incompetence Rudelbums.
  1. over by MS
  2. fired competent people
  3. Cloud as the main data storage
  4. No backup
  5. outsourcing the maintenance of central components
  6. At Conslutants!
If true, this falls under gross negligence. And that is the American legal system really expensive. Keywords: Punitive Damages .

second Update (12/10/2009) : Fefe other hand, writes in his blog that the rumor was he had been reported that the SAN would have "spontaneously disintegrated . While theoretically possible, I consider it relatively unlikely.

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Matschie-in-the-pear

A classic soccer trick feint left, right, walk past - and then lie nicely on the snout. Two of these three moves Matschie has already been demonstrated. Whether the third party is also depends on how well the base provides stability. And that seems to be the Thüringer SPD currently more than doubtful if the boss already " coup and chaos " rants.

One thing is certain: Even if the maneuver succeed, will do well not to the SPD.

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pants down, Ziercke!

The tide seems to slowly turn against the monitoring fetishists: First of all, the VG Wiesbaden a full broadside against has Zensursulas shot blocking Internet law. The Court of the disputed contracts, the hypocrisy 5 large provider after massive harassment by the Federal Minister have been completed, carried in the dustbin of history. Without the law, which herumdümpelt currently in Brussels, do not block lists are issued by the BKA. And so BKA chief Ziercke must now leave their pants down and submit an affidavit that this is also not yet happened. Let's wait ...

Also our wheelchair Mielke comes with the permanent lies no further. He rattled but again his old mantra of "Internet as a legal vacuum" down (which it so not there , in contrast to the "parliament as a constitutional free space"), but had admit that the leyenhafte censorship law "craft weaknesses" contains and had also emerged during the campaign, "to distinguish themselves from other parties."

Can the CDU / CSU come out even more active than organizational constitution breaker?

Hopefully our Constitutional Court is soon to be the same insight as the Romanians: They tilted their retention in the meantime, as they is unconstitutional.

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development assistance to the oil sheiks?

Some messages are so bold that you do not believe even after repeated reading. Like this one : Poor oil sheiks asking for financial assistance if the oil consumption falls because of climate change policy. Saudi Arabia has
led a quiet campaign during these and other negotiations - behind closed doors demanding that oil-producing nations get special financial assistance if a new climate pact calls for substantial reductions in the use of fossil fuels.
But it gets even better: The oil sheikhs to beg for money, although the prospects probably understated as a "dazzling" may be designated.
That campaign comes Despite an International Energy Agency report released this week showing that OPEC revenues would still increase $ 23 trillion between 2008 and 2030 - a fourfold increase compared to the period from 1985 to 2007 - if countries agree to Significantly slash emissions and Thereby cut their use of oil. That is the limit most countries agree is needed to avoid the worst impacts of climate change.
But the absolute screamer: Climate change is only a vergeschobener reason to close down the oil states.
Al Sabban accused Western nations of pursuing on agenda against oil producers, under the guise of protecting the planet.
sheikhs love it I'm soooo sorry if you can hinklotzen soon no longer in the golden palaces Dutzenderpack. .

short, FOAD.

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embarrassing, Mr. Prime Minister!

Even a Silvio Berlusconi is not above the law. This has now been confirmed, the Italian Constitutional Court: The immunity law, which the Lord go with his head out of the loop is wanted, unconstitutional. "Ihro highborn Majesty" was the expected not funny.

is also currently the pillory, Monsieur Sarkozy. Has he, the great fighter for the HADOPI -Three-Strikes law violated but even against copyright . And not for the first time . Next time he would have to pay 300,000 euros.

is how it goes: The fish always starts from the head to stink.

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perverse ZDF?

Freudian mistake? A ZDF spokesman recently confused with phishing Fisting . Small bugs, big impact .

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deputies trimmed

As there are the ladies and gentlemen of the clerk's office (aka deputy sheriff, nodules Schreiber, garbage investigators and temporary night watchman) but now twice trimmed neatly:
Cobbler, stick to thy last. In this case, order official, game 'not the police!

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FUBAR, the 2nd

about the intelligence without uniforms in Sweden and Denmark, I've already written . But soldiers are all over the world equally stupid:

The UK MoD created a safety manual, a juggernaut of 2,400 pages, called JSP 440, which among other explains in detail how to avoid the unwanted documents to be published. In business terms: How to "Leaks " prevented. And where the document appears to now? On WikiLeaks ! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA ...

On the other hand, one has Hardthöhe problems with large numbers. Or suffering from delusions of grandeur. Or both. A IPv6-/32-Adressblock enough of our military does not walk, they want more! For recalculating : That's 2 ^ 96 or 79,228,162,514,264,337,593,543,950,336 possible addresses. 79 Quadrilliarden. So numbers that could otherwise only be found in Donald Duck specifications when it comes to Scrooge's ready money goes. Even if "Smart Dust " sensors become a reality someday, this number is still huge. In a hypothetical module 1/10mm x 1/10mm x 1/10mm size (Staubkorn!) would give the 79 million cubic km.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

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BfS, urge for reality check!

The Office Radiation protection urgently needs a reality check. The ladies and gentlemen, that is just discussing about what happen to the ailing nuclear depository Asse II should. And look at nice video animation, in which everything is neatly cleared . Here, the whole mess in really looks Sun from ...

Update: This is what happens when you do not finish writing an article. Meanwhile in the cup not just the proverbial plaster crumbling from the ceiling, no, the whole ceiling come down already.

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from the IT

Amazon must pay: $ 150,000 Deleted homework. background : Amazon sells e-books without copyright. Customers buy this e-books and read them on the Kindle . Owners complaining. Amazon deletes remote overnight, the books - without informing the customers. Customers are angry. Irony of ironies: the disputed songs were " 1984 " and "Animal Farm .

The latest product from Google called " Wave" was already so high-speed hype-t like almost nothing before - apart perhaps from Segway fiasco. The conclusion in the practical test is therefore destructive. Robert Scoble puts it: "Bring together the worst of email and IM. Unproductivity" And who wants to know how bad it looks a wave, can look at Louis Gray .

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pays the piper, calls the tune I sing

Although this phrase aloud Zwiebelfisch the dying genitive belongs, it shall remain in Italy. There has "IHRO highborn Majesty," Prime Minister Berlusconi as follows about his idea of a free press expressed :
"You work for a station that yesterday brought four messages, all against a negative government permit, we can not. Rai that the attack was the only television in the world with the money of all the government. "
So, dear Italian media: Brave further ! Knuckle

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week of human wrongs

I've just looked at the calendar this week if a week or so was the human wrongs. Otherwise you can drain the nonsense that some full-pack do not explain. What I think of the disgusting things, the Polish Prime Minister Tusk secretes , I have already written . But as the saying goes, Worse That Could Happen?

First rabuliert the French interior minister of a "voluntary" castration of sex offenders. Say: Either jail or chemical mace. "Voluntary" I would not call it. But extortion. And for those still on mitsumpfen Stammtisch level here: Chemical castration is not a guarantee of impunity. Goggle for "John Grabowski".

And then can we be of Sarrazin Schandmaul not hold again. Yes, exactly this Berlin ex-finance minister who has already proven his incompetence with his nutrition program for Hartz IV recipients. € 3.76 per day so rich as it is known to be " completely healthy, rich and fully recyclable " to feed. Does not work. And now he göbbelt as Federal bankers in best NPD manner against "Turkish heat rooms" and "headscarf girls". And with this attitude is not alone . A small consolation: He has since the Berlin public prosecutor not only because embezzlement, but also because sedition neck.

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prizes and awards

For the really smart people there are here the . For the very Dork it here. And even for the smart people who devote themselves to scientific precision very silly issues, there is a distinction: the Ig Nobel Prize . This year, the award-winning works : cows with more milk than nameless, both full and empty beer bottles are harder than a human skull, you can make diamonds from Tequila and pregnant women do not topple over, because they do are built.

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FUBAR

FUBAR: Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. Army slang. Loosely translated: "Total screwed it!" Correct name for the mishaps and embarrassments, which screwed up the military right now in our northern neighbors.

Let's start with the Swedes: That this little people formerly had no plan is obvious. Who has been building a battleship, which might sink in the first ride in the harbor ? Really has improved the well in the 21 Century not. Since it creates an "elite" force despite GPS navigation in the selection of targets by two-hundred meters and the danebenzuliegen wrong house to . Storm Since the Hussars have delivered a real piece of hussars.

In Denmark, we are content with verbal errors still - that is lies. There, namely Thomas Rath Sack, a former member who wrote the Danish version of such an elite force, is a book about his experiences at the "hunters". However, the fit of the Danish High Command did not the concept, as in Denmark before the Afghanistan debate is currently quite high boil. So the Danish military went to court to prevent the publication of the book. Specious reasoning: The book contains " secret information." But after Censorship of our neighbors is still a real buzz word, its daily newspaper Politiken, the whole book from easy. End of story? Far from it! To prove how dangerous this book is but a few days later joined the Danish defense minister before the press and told a tale lies on an allegedly circulating on the Internet Arabic translation. For if the "enemy" makes such an effort, then this book surely contains explosive information, right? Too bad that his lies to fly about. The purported translation was just gibberish. Translated using Google Translate. And not by Al Qaeda, but from the CIO of the Danish Military. How do you know that? From the properties of the ominous Word document. I seriously wonder who is incapable of the two. get through a minister who believes with such a tall tale or a CIO who does not know what meta-information.

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If the Matschie because only mud in the pear?

The left has in Thuringia shown more than willing to compromise: First waived Ramelow itself to the post of prime minister in a red-red-green coalition, then leaves the left the post even complete the SPD. And what is that? Explains the coalition partners first degree out to be "unreliable" falls and to the CDU. In other words, the Left is doing everything possible to bring the SPD to power and runs away and hides behind the black plague. With such removal experts in the leadership team, the SPD controls directly to disaster. The next time the election result will digits.

Monday, May 25, 2009

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hairspray vs. dirt

Our beautiful, white, 4,000-DM Ledasofa expensive! Purchased in December 2002. Claimed in February 2003, due to unsightly dark spots without giant external reason. A customer service

ruled as follows: "..! Caused the stains and dark spots due to discoloration from eg dark jeans or the like, this is not recognized as a complaint or by any means removed to make nothing"

.

After various experiments, eg the simple housewives method with detergent and cloth, the cleaning crews method with Eraser and Gewaltschrubben and the desperate last-test method with high-pressure cleaners ... we found ourselves starting with being a proud owner of a brand new, expensive, dirty couches.

later 7 years. Our sofa is now very chic and trendy in dirty gray to dark gray. But then! My husband and his show-you-smart-TV channel! "Honey, sometimes we try to make the sofa to clean with hair spray."

said than done. Hair spray, water, washing up brush, several hours later ... white sofa!




my regards to customer service. Idiot.

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bikini figure ...



This morning, over coffee and the daily newspaper in the sun ... Dialogue between my treasure and me

Look at this, sweetheart. Thus, a crochet bikini would be something for you (grin me a brochure for a fashion store sufficient).

When I wear it he would probably be a bit large-mesh (enviously looking on a young woman in the prospectus 90-60-90).

Yes, maybe a little more transparent.

(still laughing) Hm That would be nice if I could just look SO times a day. Or, dear?

Why, others only for the guys?

Yes, and I could probably go with so 'nervous character faster.

right! And if you have such a figure, and the drowning Were you, you would save even determines someone!

insolence.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

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We do not know where to go, but we will hurry anyway.

faith any statistics that you have not falsified yourself.

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-to-be continued


Monday, May 4, 2009

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I like blue eyes, hers are green
Not like the woman of my dreams
And her hair's not quite as long as I had planned
Five foot three isn't tall
She's not the girl I pictured at all
In those paint by number fantasies I've had

So it took me by complete surprise
When my heart got lost in those deep green eyes
She's not at all what I was looking for
She's more

No, it wasn't at first sight
But the moment I looked twice
I saw the woman I was born to love
Her laughter fills my soul
And when I hold her I don't wanna let go
When it comes to her I can't get enough

So it took me by complete surprise
When my heart got lost in those deep green eyes
She's not at all what I was looking for
She's more

More than I dreamed of
More than any man deserves
I couldn't ask for more
Than a love like hers

So it took me by complete surprise
When my heart got lost in those deep green eyes
She's not at all what I was looking for
She's more

Sunday, May 3, 2009

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Nobody knows
Nobody knows but me
That I sometimes cry
If I could pretend that I'm asleep
When my tears start to fall
I peek out from behind these walls
I think nobody knows
Nobody knows no

Nobody likes
Nobody likes to lose their inner voice
The one I used to hear before my life
Made a choice
But I think nobody knows
No no
Nobody knows

Baby
Oh the secret's safe with me
There's nowhere else in the world that I could ever be
And baby don't it feel like I'm all alone
Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown
And I've lost my way back home
I think nobody knows no
I said nobody knows
Nobody cares

It's win or lose not how you play the game
And the road to darkness has a way
Of always knowing my name
But I think nobody knows
No no
Nobody knows

Baby
Oh the secret's safe with me
There's nowhere else in the world that I could ever be
And baby don't it feel like I'm all alone
Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown
And I've lost my way back home
And oh no
Nobody knows

Tomorrow I'll be there my friend
I'll wake up and start all over again
When everybody else is gone

Nobody knows
Nobody knows the rhythem
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And the world is asleep I think nobody knows


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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

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's see!

I and blog!
Let's see!

After I thought about for weeks - "should I or should not I?" - I decided to just during my first Postings to find out if I could make blogging fun (I have used for this set 14 minutes).

What did I tell the world?
If anyone read it?
And above all: If anyone reading after the first line further ? What would
I usually let other people participate?
thoughts? My opinion on things?
facts? Everyday life? (Alltag. .. yes sure I idiot).
Which writing style fits at all to me?

Stop! Enlightenment!

Which writing style fits at all to me? MY!

The blog is primarily for myself
rubbish I go for it whenever I feel like it is ...
as long as I feel like it and what I want ...(*)
namely "free snout. should

* (I swear, I was wondering if I "want" with "want" to replace ... but how hypocritical would have the following "free-mouth" looked like?)

finished my first ... Posting.

Menschenskinners!